Modern Fangirling Dictionary

chocolatequeennk:

storiesofimagination:

aliceofalonso:

fragile-flame:

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1. I died.
MEANS: I am overwhelmed.
NOT: I am deceased.

2. OTP
MEANS: One True Pairing.
NOT: One Time Password.

3. Mom/Dad
MEANS: Role Model.
NOT: Mother/Father.

4. I hate this.
MEANS: I freaking love this.
NOT: I deplore this.

5. Slay.
MEANS: Show ‘em how it’s done.
NOT: Murder.

6. Thanks for ruining my life, see you in hell.
MEANS: You mean so much to my life. I’ll never leave this fandom.
NOT: A series of insults.

7. Adhkydvkvecibggrxavjnxjxsz
MEANS: A state of wordless excitement.
NOT: An aneurism.

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Also, 8. Rude!
MEANS: This gave me a lot of feelings I didn’t ask for.
NOT: Discourteous or impolite.

And, 9. How Dare You?
MEANS: You are amazing, this is amazing!
NOT: And express of indignation.

10. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
MEANS: You made my heart hurt, but it’s a good hurt. I love you!
NOT: I hate you and wish harm on you and your animals.

11. Was that necessary??
MEANS: Why did you remind me of that painful bit of characterisation/canon?
NOT: You took that too far/That was needlessly painful for the sole purpose of reactions.

whiskyandoldspice:

sometimes i feel so bad for lucifer

imagine you’re a little kid and you have the coolest dad in the whole world like he takes you to baseball games all the time and teaches you how to drive an ATV and sits up on friday nights with you eating pizza rolls and watching cartoons

and then one day he brings home a thousand fucking ferrets or something

and they smell and they’re shitting all over your house and he just sits around playing with the ferrets and ignoring you and you’re like “dad what the fuck” and he’s all “aren’t these ferrets gr8 i want you to do whatever they tell you to do and you have to love them you have to love them“ 

and you’re like “dad have you gone off the deep end you gotta get rid of the ferrets man”

and then he kicks you out of the house